Only in Britain ,,, Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain … do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain will you find disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain do we complain constantly that the government does not invest in health, rail, education etc., and then vote for the party that promises tax cuts.